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The Funny Thing Is,

Because the marvellous [info]tifag drew this for me:



1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using the mighty MS Paint.
2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or in how much it will suck.
3. Put this in your journal along with the pictures people drew for you.

Buttercup looks like someone stepped on her head with an ugg boot. I am nevertheless certain that Butch is obliged to "fuck her stupid", in [info]jenparakeet's universe of thrusting Chemical-X infused genitals, that is. Yes, this means that I have received her Christmas card AND TWO GLORIOUSLY HANDWRITTEN MINISEXFICS featuring Harry/Draco and Butch/Buttercup!

WOMAN, I WANT YOUR BABIES.

♥ x infinity = my l0v3 4 j00.

Point of note: In the event that Sheepman 'mysteriously' vanishes and I turn up on your doorstep wielding the consecrated power of ficauthor seduction , strap-on included, you are to refrain from associating the two occurrences as a conjugated plot and allude it to a case of impeccable timing. This would also have no relation to an unidentifiable carcass being discovered in a roll-up tartan carpet some days afterwhich. Coincidence is your friend.

Posted on Dec. 29th, 2004 at 02:52 pm | | Leave a comment | 26 comments | Add to Memories | Share this!

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[info]apathy_doll

Paint me up, and refrain from pointing that tartan carpet at me
Posted on Dec. 29th, 2004 08:26 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

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We can share him if you like.
Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 04:33 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]apathy_doll

Good lord, you did that on MS Paint? *worships*

And yes. Share him we shall. That delectable man
Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 08:56 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

I have really awful mouse control. Seriously. (This is an half-baked excuse for my rubbish artistic skills.)

But MSPaint is actually fun.

Alex is too fuckable.
Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 09:06 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]newsbean

Not sure that I have that much fodder in my interests, but yay! I can only await the wonderfull goodness of your art, and the horror of mine....
Posted on Dec. 29th, 2004 09:04 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

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I could hardly resist.
Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 04:35 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]jenparakeet

i am so tempted to change all my interests straightaway to "BUTCH AND BUTTERCUP FUCKING REALLY REALLY HARD."

*cough* also, omgficsux. i wrote those in a harried sort of morning frenzy, you know. also, will refrain from sharing not so subtle deaththreat with boyfriend. he is sure to be traumatized. also, could it be berber carpet? i love berber carpet.
Posted on Dec. 29th, 2004 06:40 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

Berber it is!

At least then Sheepman can die in style.

Also, I am doing this only because I ♥ you:
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Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 05:23 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

And do try to imagine BC's panties hurled away during the throes of passion. Or something.
Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 05:25 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]jenparakeet

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA (lather, rinse, repeat)

i love you.
Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 05:44 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

I assure you the feeling is mutual.

P.S. My boss caught me drawing this during lunch hour. There goes my "I'm staying in the office to read my new novel like a good little temp" cover.
Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 05:50 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]jenparakeet

if you had any idea how much laughter is pouring out of my mouth right now you would, um, do something extraordinary. i think. anyway, I LAUGH.
Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 02:40 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]tangled_up_in_

Re: Berber it is!

I'm not really keen on dying just now, in style or otherwise. (And I do hope you reassured a certain morning-frenzy sexfic author that Buttercup is not flinging a thong across the room as she pounces on Butch--she would be traumatized.)

----The Sheepman
Posted on Feb. 14th, 2005 07:25 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]jenparakeet

Re: Berber it is!

i love you.
Posted on Mar. 5th, 2005 01:56 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

Re: Berber it is!

Sorry, I'm just really bad at drawing underwear.

And I am adding you so I can murderbefriend you better.
Posted on Mar. 19th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]definitiv

just because you said i had to.

do a kundera or something. miss that guy. ever seen his immortality paperback cover? the onw with a hand and a door knob with a half-closed door with light shining in and you're looking from the corridor and everything's white and grey?

*MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhhahaahahahahahaaaa*

Hah. ;p
Posted on Dec. 30th, 2004 09:11 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

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I drew him because he was one of the few things I felt was likable on your interest lists. Kundera = whatever.
Posted on Jan. 1st, 2005 03:19 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]geographygirl

Wow!!! Cool art! =) See you Wed. ;)
Posted on Jan. 1st, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]coldwriter

Your MS paint skills are devine, love. I doubt you'll see this in time to do anything for me. But happy new year!

~CT
Posted on Jan. 2nd, 2005 03:47 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]tifag

Better throw my name up! XD
Posted on Jan. 2nd, 2005 07:10 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]vx

I will show you something powerful now.

Posted on Jan. 3rd, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

I prostrate and grovel before the greatness you have presented to me. Those are some pretty commanding nipples.



I hope the pubic hair reminds you of SOMETHING. *revengerevengerevenge*
Posted on Mar. 19th, 2005 08:57 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]vx

nobody likes cartoon naked vvvimen? and you still have set to make the promised manyphotosincluded update.
Posted on Jan. 5th, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

You've already seen me in person! No hurry now right?
Posted on Mar. 19th, 2005 08:58 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

(Anonymous)

Buttercup and Butch fucks really hard here...

http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=544174363

Yeah... Powerpuff orgy...
Posted on Jan. 19th, 2005 02:10 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]fauxophy

Re: Buttercup and Butch fucks really hard here...

For that link, I am eternally in your gratitude.
Posted on Mar. 19th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

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